Motoring news.

[CryptoPlankton]

'About 12,000 litres of paint have been spilt over a motorway following an HGV crash'

Police are trying to keep a lid on things but suspect the cause of the accident was someone cutting in. They have brushed of any suggestions that the man Satin the lorry is to blame. Crown prosecuters wil hear the case tomorrow.

Somebody's obviously glossing over the fact that the prime suspect was a guy called Matt in his Roller who let his emulsions get the better of him when a stripper nicked his overcoat and got a lift in the lorry.

[panamagold]

Crown prosecuters wil hear the case tomorrow.

...and we all know what will happen there. The law will just roll-over and end up papering over the cracks.

[UncleEbenezer]

...and we all know what will happen there. The law will just roll-over and end up papering over the cracks.

That would be disappainting, would it not? Could render the whole thing paintless.

[NomoneyNohoney]

Oh, when are we getting recs..?

[jfgw]

Oh, when are we getting recs..?

Can we have "groans" too?

Julian F. G. W.

[panamagold]

Oh, when are we getting recs..?

Recs? Personally I believe that some of the comments in this thread are certainly worthy of some form of decoration, never mind mere recs.