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Funny goings on

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Funny goings on

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Postby stewamax » November 15th, 2023, 12:37 pm

Nice Mr Amazon has just kindly offered "Rate 6 more products, and we'll tell you a joke."
They must be joking: perhaps it is a free sound-clip of Jeff Bezos's hysterical laugh.

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Re: Funny goings on

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Postby bungeejumper » November 15th, 2023, 3:01 pm

"How satisfied are you with the eight packets of seeds we delivered yesterday?"
Well, the magic beans are growing so fast that air traffic control have just issued a Notice to Airmen, and they're going to be on tonight's weather forecast if they carry on blotting out the sun like this. Greta Thunberg is coming over this afternoon with a film crew to record the event. But otherwise, nothing much has grown really. Ask me again in the summer, perhaps?

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Re: Funny goings on

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Postby Redmires » November 15th, 2023, 10:58 pm

Funny goings on ? How about recent TV adverts showing how well that Amazon treat their staff. No mention of p*ssing in bottles, mind.


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