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Mum, when I grow up....

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Mum, when I grow up....

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Postby Mike4 » April 22nd, 2024, 9:34 am

11 year old:
Mum, when I grow up I want to be a socialist.

Mum:
Well which is it dear, you can't do both...

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Re: Mum, when I grow up....

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Postby Gerry557 » April 22nd, 2024, 10:04 am

Why can't you tell socialists a joke?

Because not everyone will get it.

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Re: Mum, when I grow up....

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Postby UncleEbenezer » April 22nd, 2024, 11:11 am

Gerry557 wrote:Why can't you tell socialists a joke?

Because not everyone will get it.

But if everyone gets it, they've nothing to complain about. Their very reason for existence vanishes, and you have no socialists!

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Re: Mum, when I grow up....

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Postby stewamax » April 22nd, 2024, 1:08 pm

Illiterate socialists are all well-red

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Re: Mum, when I grow up....

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Postby Watis » April 22nd, 2024, 1:15 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:
Gerry557 wrote:Why can't you tell socialists a joke?

Because not everyone will get it.

But if everyone gets it, they've nothing to complain about. Their very reason for existence vanishes, and you have no socialists!


True, I realised many years ago that a Labour government has to be careful not to be too successful!

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