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Sutch
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Short break

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Postby Sutch » May 3rd, 2024, 2:19 pm

I booked a short break at an Airbnb on the South Coast and went by train.

I rang the landlady for directions and she told me it was only a stone's throw from the railway station.

When I asked her how I'd recognise it, she said "all the windows are broken"
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Re: Short break

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Postby Gerry557 » May 3rd, 2024, 9:21 pm

I just bought an AirBnB for horses.

Im hoping it brings me a stable income. :lol:
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Re: Short break

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Postby UncleEbenezer » May 3rd, 2024, 10:09 pm

Gerry557 wrote:I just bought an AirBnB for horses.

That's spelled whores.
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