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Postby brightncheerful » December 20th, 2016, 3:37 pm

Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.

Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.

Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.

Must have reliable transportation: You will be required to break speed limits.

Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already.


Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work.

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