Some Laws

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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directlyproportional to the stupidity of your act.

Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Law: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a lockerroom, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced marmite sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated tothe newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

M&S Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,they will stop making it.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't knowwhat you are talking about.