A little girl is sitting on her granddad's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face.
She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Granddad, did God make you?"
"Yes, a long time ago," replies her granddad.
"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.
"Yes, He did, and that wasn't so long ago," answers her granddad.
"Gosh" says the little girl, "He's doing a much better job these days isn't He?"
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