Andrew and Harry were in the changing room of the local sports centre when Andrew couldn't help but notice the size of Harry's male member. "How did you get a todger like that?, Andrew asked.
"Easy", replied Harry. "Every time before sex, I hit it on the bedpost three times. You should try it."
That night, before retiring to bed with his wife, Andrew hit his piece on the bedpost three times. His wife called out, "Harry, is that you?"
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