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Postby ifindoubt3 » January 12th, 2017, 12:10 pm

A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced price of £25, because she didn’t have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked her how we would do it.
And she said, "Acwoss the woad."

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