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Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Postby brightncheerful » January 13th, 2017, 12:21 pm

Born out of Wenlock


(a BnC original)

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Re: Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Postby CryptoPlankton » January 13th, 2017, 12:32 pm

brightncheerful wrote:Born out of Wenlock


(a BnC original)

Not Much of an occurrence then? :)

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Re: Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Postby AleisterCrowley » January 13th, 2017, 1:19 pm

I thought that was going to be a personal attack...
Nice little place, Wenlock. Bit close to Telford though

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Re: Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Postby CryptoPlankton » January 13th, 2017, 1:29 pm

AleisterCrowley wrote:I thought that was going to be a personal attack...
Nice little place, Wenlock. Bit close to Telford though

Ah, Telford, the only town my car ever went without me.

Still, nearly all of it came back (the wheels ended up in the local rag's classified ads...)

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Re: Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Postby AleisterCrowley » January 13th, 2017, 1:35 pm

It's like that...
If there's ever a story in the Shropshire Star along the lines of "Drug dealer jailed for battering pregnant girlfriend with stolen lead pipe" you can guarantee it'll be Telford.

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Re: Definition of Shropshire bastard

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Postby ifindoubt3 » January 13th, 2017, 2:16 pm

(a BnC original)

It takes tremendous courage to admit responsibility for a joke like that! :) :)


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