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Only slightly scatological...

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Postby stewamax » January 16th, 2017, 9:44 am

The NHS sends out bowel cancer test kits.
In it there are several card sticks used to collect faecal samples.
AA Milne may blanch in his grave, but are these Poo Sticks?

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Re: Only slightly scatological...

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Postby Biggles » January 16th, 2017, 1:27 pm

stewamax wrote:The NHS sends out bowel cancer test kits.
In it there are several card sticks used to collect faecal samples.
AA Milne may blanch in his grave, but are these Poo Sticks?

I can never help thinking of the postman who delivers to the lab thinking, as he goes up the steps, "My bag's heavy today. I wonder what's in it?".

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Re: Only slightly scatological...

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Postby Paneurope » January 16th, 2017, 4:12 pm

I've always thought that the person opening the envelopes has a crap job.

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Re: Only slightly scatological...

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Postby midgesgalore » January 18th, 2017, 12:20 am

Paneurope wrote:I've always thought that the person opening the envelopes has a crap job.


Especially when it is just dumped on your desk


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