Two blokes from the outback see a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen. She was looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage.
They applied and were very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.
She says to them: "Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen."
After they show her their ankles, the Queen says: "It is also important that you don't have knobbly knees, so I need to see your knees too."
Once she has seen their knees, she says: "Everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your testimonials."
Nine years later, when the pair are finally released from prison, one bloke says to the other, "I reckon, if we just had a bit more education we would have got that job ……"
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