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Shih Tzu

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Postby csearle » November 9th, 2016, 9:32 pm

A Shih Tzu breeder has 196 Shih Tzu puppies in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Anyone know of a better Shih Tzu joke?

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Chris

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Re: Shih Tzu

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Postby Fatrav » November 9th, 2016, 10:11 pm

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Shits
...........

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Re: Shih Tzu

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Postby redsturgeon » November 10th, 2016, 8:40 am

I crossed my Jack Russell with a Shih Tzu...


ended up with jack Shiht

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Re: Shih Tzu

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Postby mickeypops » November 11th, 2016, 2:14 pm

I paid a visit to the local zoo when I was on holiday this summer.

It only contained one small dog.

It was a [expletive deleted] zoo...

(I'll get my coat.)

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Re: Shih Tzu

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Postby Markab01 » November 13th, 2016, 6:33 pm

mickeypops wrote:I paid a visit to the local zoo when I was on holiday this summer.

It only contained one small dog.

It was a [expletive deleted] zoo...

(I'll get my coat.)


Thwack !!!!

Oops. sorry wrong board / Fool
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