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squiffy2
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#3588

Postby squiffy2 » November 11th, 2016, 7:37 am

Well, well, well, a whole new board to fill up with my joke book LOL


On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs Davis became extremely queasy due to motion sickness. She made her way to the toilet, only to find it locked.

She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried to fight off the nausea. Unsuccessful, she rolled her head to the right and threw up into the lap of a man who was dozing and who was unaware of what had happened.

When the fellow awoke, he was shocked to find himself covered with vomit.

Turning to him, Mrs Davis said,''There now, are you feeling better ?''

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