The Lemon Fool

According to my chocolate advent calendar, it's Christmas tomorrow.

After all this choc I'm going on a weight loss program come the turn of the year.

The diet involves wearing extremely thick winter ski gloves that prevents you opening the chocolate wrappers or the crisp packets. You should wear them for 16 hours at least.

I believe it's called Intermitten fasting.

Tedx wrote:After all this choc I'm going on a weight loss program come the turn of the year.

The diet involves wearing extremely thick winter ski gloves that prevents you opening the chocolate wrappers or the crisp packets. You should wear them for 16 hours at least.

I believe it's called Intermitten fasting.

You may find yourself becoming expert in opening things without using your hands. The mouth is pretty versatile. And you'll probably need to refine your technique for posting to lemonfool!

/me just indulged in a (Thai) meal out. For once I didn't overeat. Or have I just become so blasé about it that it didn't feel like overeating?

I use speech to text to post office to Lemon Fuel.



Doesn't everyone?

Tedx wrote:I use speech to text to post office to Lemon Fuel.



Doesn't everyone?

Host of us.

https://youtu.be/ytsfZlUNEeQ?si=Sk2yRw06wwwEDGUz

Merry Christmas from the Conservative party

Tedx wrote:https://youtu.be/ytsfZlUNEeQ?si=Sk2yRw06wwwEDGUz

Merry Christmas from the Conservative party

Brilliant!

BJ

Perineuyear (noun)

The space between Christmas and New Year

Sounds about right to me.


(Taken from Private Eye magazine)

Tedx wrote:Perineuyear (noun)

The space between Christmas and New Year

Sounds about right to me.


(Taken from Private Eye magazine)

My guess is that New Year is the anus, right?