The Lemon Fool

My mate was telling me that as a child he used to imagine growing up to be a plumber.

I asked him why he didn't pursue that as a career.

He said it was just a pipe dream.

Must have been a real wrench.

stewamax wrote:Must have been a real wrench.

BEHAVE!!

There's always some spanner that has to ruin the thread for everyone. Still, we solder on.

Enoughbto drive U round the bend

Tedx wrote:Enoughbto drive U round the bend

Agree, this thread has gone right down the pan.

But copper load of this. I've spent my whole life fighting the cistern, and I'm not about to stop, cock.

BJ

bungeejumper wrote:

Tedx wrote:Enoughbto drive U round the bend

Agree, this thread has gone right down the pan.

But copper load of this. I've spent my whole life fighting the cistern, and I'm not about to stop, cock.

BJ

More power to your elbow.

I learned everything about plumbing from You Tube...

... have you been paid for that plug, old cock?

One whiff of a pun and, the next thing you know, the whole thing explodes!

We need to arrest this surge of puns. We need a Sentinel to inhibit this sort of thing.


Julian F. G. W.

jfgw wrote:One whiff of a pun and, the next thing you know, the whole thing explodes!

We need to arrest this surge of puns. We need a Sentinel to inhibit this sort of thing.


Julian F. G. W.

true

someone should pull the plug

My plumber had an accident fitting the toilet, his life flushed before his eyes.


I'll get my coat

Here lie the remains of Armitage Ware
of Portslade in Sussex
Who died without care.

(I can't remember the next few lines, but the ending is)

and don't kick the bucket
like Armitage Ware.