The Lemon Fool

I stood in front of the full length mirror admiring my completely naked body, then a worrying thought crossed my mind... "Any minute now, I'm gonna get thrown out of Ikea..."

Well, that's one solution to being hopelessly lost in the maze.

Put me right off my meatballs.

I hate to tell you but that full length life sized poster of the Poldark actor wasn't a mirror....