The Lemon Fool

Whoever put the S in Fast Food is a marketing genius

Actually that joke is a bit of genius, well it appealed to my sense of humor. I'll retort with :-

An old couple goes to a fast food restaurant and order one burger and fries, sit down and divide the burger and fries. A man from table next to them sees that and asks politely: "If you want, I can buy some extra food for you." "No thanks, we are a old couple, we share everything."

Time goes by and the man is eating, but the woman is not. From the table next to them, the man asks again:"I really have no problem buying you food." Man replies:"Dodnt worry about it, she will eat! We share everything" But the stranger is not happy with that and asks the woman:"Why are you not eating?" Woman looks at him and says:"I am waiting for the teeth."

Yours is definitely faster though and is done in a single bite