The Lemon Fool

Two blokes chewing the fat in a pub over their 5th pints of really good real ale...

Bloke 1: What do you know about atoms?

Bloke 2: Very little...

Bloke 1: Anything else?

Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

Watis

Our bodies are made of atoms.
The study of bodies is anatomy...

Another round and 10 minutes of silence followed, in the way only blokes comfortable in each other's presence can do.

Eventually bloke 1 says "What are you thinking about?"

Bloke 2: "My Grandad's last words to me before he died..."

Bloke 1: "What did he say to you then?"

Bloke 2: "Are you still holding the ladder?"

My Granddad's last words were 'what bus?'

Tedx wrote:My Granddad's last words were 'what bus?'

...you're Emo Phillips?

No actually.. His grandad died peacefully in his sleep; unlike his screaming passengers

servodude wrote:

Tedx wrote:My Granddad's last words were 'what bus?'

...you're Emo Phillips?

No actually.. His grandad died peacefully in his sleep; unlike his screaming passengers

Possibly my fave stand-up comic of all! (One "l" I think.)

I also like his tale about praying every night for a bike, then eventually realising God doesn't work that way.

So instead, he stole one and prayed for forgiveness.

I love my girl friend, from the hair on her head to the tag on her toe.