The Lemon Fool

"Thorpe Park Hyperia is so tall riders can collect air miles"

A marketing triumph. Air miles for going on a ride 230ft high. Less than 100 yards up!


OB joke:

A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"

The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"

Mike4 wrote:A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"

The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"

That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric? C.

So the barman pours him a whisky, "That'll be £7.50, Tell me why this bar we don't see many horses in here."
"At £7.50 for a drink I'm not surprised."

2 customers are watching and listening from a far table, one turns to the other and says "Oh look at that a talking horse."

"Why the long face?"

csearle wrote:

Mike4 wrote:A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"

The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"

That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric? C.

Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk

--kiloran

kiloran wrote:

csearle wrote:That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric? C.

Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk

I stand corrected . (Sorry Mike for doubting.) C.

csearle wrote:

kiloran wrote:Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk

I stand corrected . (Sorry Mike for doubting.) C.

No prob!

That however, is a different "Eric", I've spotted it's brown not white.

(I know a lot about horses, I expect you can all tell.)