The Lemon Fool

Liz Truss: Read about my final days in Downing Street in @DailyMailUK today.

Jess Phillips: Also known as her initial days in Downing Street

Scott.

I was also entertained by Truss's revelation that she'd been moved to some serious reflection by the fact that Queen Elizabeth II had died, only two days after formally appointing her as prime minister.

"Why me,why now?", she told the BBC. Gosh, it must have been the hand of God himself. Her Majesty could now shuffle off her mortal coil, secure in the knowledge that the country was now in a safe pair of hands that could be relied upon to take over the reins from her wise and benevolent leadership. For the next seven decades, perhaps.....?

All right, maybe she didn't quite say all of that.

BJ

My daze in 10 Downing Street.

bungeejumper wrote:BJ

Just checking, you're not Boris by any chance?

Chris

bungeejumper wrote:I was also entertained by Truss's revelation that she'd been moved to some serious reflection by the fact that Queen Elizabeth II had died, only two days after formally appointing her as prime minister.
BJ

There ain't room for two Lizzes at the top, and mine is the mandate from the electorate! Go quietly while you're still well-loved, and claim your legacy as our greatest monarch.

The lettuce's subsequent challenge paraphrased that.