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Mum, when I grow up....
Posted: April 22nd, 2024, 9:34 am
by Mike4
11 year old:
Mum, when I grow up I want to be a socialist.
Mum:
Well which is it dear, you can't do both...
Re: Mum, when I grow up....
Posted: April 22nd, 2024, 10:04 am
by Gerry557
Why can't you tell socialists a joke?
Because not everyone will get it.
Re: Mum, when I grow up....
Posted: April 22nd, 2024, 11:11 am
by UncleEbenezer
Gerry557 wrote:Why can't you tell socialists a joke?
Because not everyone will get it.
But if everyone gets it, they've nothing to complain about. Their very reason for existence vanishes, and you have no socialists!
Re: Mum, when I grow up....
Posted: April 22nd, 2024, 1:08 pm
by stewamax
Illiterate socialists are all well-red
Re: Mum, when I grow up....
Posted: April 22nd, 2024, 1:15 pm
by Watis
UncleEbenezer wrote:Gerry557 wrote:Why can't you tell socialists a joke?
Because not everyone will get it.
But if everyone gets it, they've nothing to complain about. Their very reason for existence vanishes, and you have no socialists!
True, I realised many years ago that a Labour government has to be careful not to be too successful!
Watis