The Lemon Fool

I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)

Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else

Mike4 wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)

Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else

I thought you were my mate

AiY

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:

Mike4 wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)

Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else

I thought you were my mate

AiY

Just kiddin', but you knew that really.... I hope!

Mike4 wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:

Mike4 wrote:
Well I like your jokes! Most of them anyway.

Well some of them...

Ok one in particular. Just looking for it now.

No hang on, that one by was someone else

I thought you were my mate

AiY

Just kiddin', but you knew that really.... I hope!

I did - but I still like to make you worry

I know - I'll pm my address and then you'll know where I sleep

ob joke

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Mini-soda!

AiY

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:

Mike4 wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I thought you were my mate

AiY

Just kiddin', but you knew that really.... I hope!

I did - but I still like to make you worry

I know - I'll pm my address and then you'll know where I sleep

ob joke

Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?

Mini-soda!

AiY

Groan....

Guy just came up to me and said have you got a light mate?

I said yeah we call him anorexic Dave...

I don't moderate this board, but if I did I would move this thread to Laughing Lemons. It's too good for this one.

TJH

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I'm getting really fed up that most everyone else's jokes on Laughing Lemons are better than mine.

It's not fair.

I'd like to suggest that The Laughing Lemons Board is closed immediately please. It's no fun anymore.

AiY
(Mr D)

You're going about it the wrong way.

The best is to feel offended. Feeling offended is now the most powerful force in the universe, closely followed by a supernova and black hole. The rules at the top make it quite clear...disparaging towards race, sex, gender, religion, nationality, disability....blablabla.

So just claim to be a trisexual born-again new Jedi druid who feels offended that some jokes are better than yours.

As for nationality, disability, race etc....

Well, you're from Yorkshire. That will do for starters.


Steve