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Postby Itsallaguess » November 5th, 2017, 12:10 pm
One aspect of poached eggs that I don't think has been covered yet, where toast is involved, is just how crucial the eating process is in relation to the use of the toast....
My rules for eating poached-eggs on toast -
1. Two slices of toast must be used at all times.
2. The two slices of toast must be layered on the plate, with the bottom slice half-exposed underneath the top slice.
3. Two poached eggs must be placed, intact, onto the top slice of toast.
4. Salt, pepper, and brown sauce must be added at this stage, to taste. The amount of brown sauce added at this stage will be directly and inversely in proportion to the number of other people in the house at that time....
5. The bottom slice of toast shall be eaten in sections, along with sliced sections of one of the poached eggs.
6. Under no circumstances can yolk from the first egg be allowed to leave the edges of the upper slice of toast.
7. The bottom slice of toast will be exposed as required until it's finished at the same time as the final slice of the first poached egg.
8. At this point, the upper slice of toast, originally holding both poached eggs, will now contain one remaining poached egg and will be almost covered with lots of the yolk of the first egg that we've eaten.
9. The meal now moves from one of mild enjoyment to one of unbridled egg-stasy, as the remaining poached egg is enjoyed with a slice of toast already covered with lashings of yolk from the first egg......This is before the second intact egg is even opened up......I know - it's like Christmas when we were kids, right?
The above, if followed correctly and to the letter, is a culinary game of two halves which simply gets better and better as the meal goes on, and the final sections of the second slice of toast, now having soaked up not only some of the yolk of the first egg, but also lots of yolk from the second one too, end the meal on a taste-bud crescendo that is difficult to explain to anyone not experienced in the act.
Enjoy!
Cheers,
Itsallaguess