I went to a restaurant yesterday

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UncleEbenezer: The full Lemon; Posts: 10787; Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm; Has thanked: 1470 times; Been thanked: 2993 times

Postby UncleEbenezer » August 10th, 2020, 2:54 pm

Dorothy Parker wrote:I like to have a martini
Two at the very most
After three I'm under the table
After four I'm under my host.

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Postby brightncheerful » August 11th, 2020, 4:31 pm

Oldie humour

Do you drink much?
No, I spill most of it.

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Postby Mike4 » August 11th, 2020, 4:37 pm

Don't drink and drive - you might spill it.

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