Afternoon all
I've just read that you can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3,725.95 mph. This was calculated using Finite Element Analysis software which uses the Finite Element Method to simulate any given physical phenomenon in a numerical format. It appears that if you succeed (which you couldn't) the chicken violently explodes, and your hand would disintegrate, rendering the exercise futile.
Much like this post.
Have a great weekend, OLTB.
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Cooking a Chicken
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OLTB
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Re: Cooking a Chicken
OLTB wrote:Afternoon all
I've just read that you can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3,725.95 mph.
Who? Me?
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Re: Cooking a Chicken
sg31 wrote:Does it still work with a frozen chicken or do I have to increase the speed?
You may recall that they tried testing aircraft windscreens by firing a dead chicken at them, to simulate a bird strike. Unfortunately they forgot to defrost the chicken first.
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tjh290633 wrote:sg31 wrote:Does it still work with a frozen chicken or do I have to increase the speed?
You may recall that they tried testing aircraft windscreens by firing a dead chicken at them, to simulate a bird strike. Unfortunately they forgot to defrost the chicken first.
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Would that be from the Boneless Chicken Ranch?
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I was starting to worry that "slapping the chicken" was a euphemism............
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Re: Cooking a Chicken
OLTB wrote:Afternoon all
I've just read that you can cook a chicken by slapping it at 3,725.95 mph. This was calculated using Finite Element Analysis software which uses the Finite Element Method to simulate any given physical phenomenon in a numerical format. It appears that if you succeed (which you couldn't) the chicken violently explodes, and your hand would disintegrate, rendering the exercise futile.
Much like this post.
Have a great weekend, OLTB.
Go on...where was this from? I doubt there is a verified constitutive model for a chicken!
( ANSYS...that's one of "Smithson's" holdings).
Edit
I found this
https://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?pid=S1 ... ci_arttext
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Re: Cooking a Chicken
TUK020 wrote:I was starting to worry that "slapping the chicken" was a euphemism............
Me too...
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