Woof Woof!

[monabri]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/0 ... sband/amp/

"Canadian couple fined for breaking curfew after woman found 'walking' her husband on a dog leash"

"The unnamed wife tried to argue with police that she was not breaking coronavirus rules, as it is permitted to break curfew in order to walk your dog."

"When confronted by officers, the couple said it would be a “pleasure” to receive the fines and “it would not stop them from breaking the rules in the future and they would see how many tickets they could get,”

A possible case for taking the idiots to the vet for a jab....of the euthanasia kind!

[bungeejumper]

It was all going so well at first, apart from the bottom-sniffing, of course. But things took a nasty turn when she hung the poo bag on a metal railing and tried to sneak away unnoticed.

BJ

[stevensfo]

It was all going so well at first, apart from the bottom-sniffing, of course. But things took a nasty turn when she hung the poo bag on a metal railing and tried to sneak away unnoticed.

BJ

I reckon that like most of these silly moments, it will seem very funny for a day or so, but for the rest of their lives, they will have their heads in their hands and wondering 'Why did we do it'?'

Steve

[bungeejumper]

I reckon that like most of these silly moments, it will seem very funny for a day or so, but for the rest of their lives, they will have their heads in their hands and wondering 'Why did we do it'?'

Because they had a bona fido reason, of course.

Actually I used to know a couple of performance artists who would enjoy doing that sort of thing just to wind people up. Anybody remember the peacock "support animal" that wasn't allowed to fly? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42880690 . Well, this is another of its owner's stunts: https://www.thecut.com/2017/07/meet-art ... ubway.html

BJ

[stewamax]

Reminded me of the disgusting photo from Abu Ghraib prison where a Ms England was forcing a prisoner tethered to a leash to crawl like a dog.
Whatever the man's offences, I hope she rots in Hell and Lucifer heats up and impales her with the implement made famous by the baby-burning bishop of Bath and Wells.

[UncleEbenezer]

Sounds like a work of performance art. Symbolising, perhaps, the emasculation of the human male in our times.

[bungeejumper]

Sounds like a work of performance art. Symbolising, perhaps, the emasculation of the human male in our times.

I don't know, what's the world coming to when a nice young couple can't spend a sociable evening at the local dogging spot any more?

BJ