XFool wrote:scrumpyjack wrote:The moment I really felt old was when a young lady got up and offered me her seat on the London Underground.
Snap!
What did you do? I declined and remained standing.
"Are you going to sit in my lap?"
I recollect long ago, someone on t'wireless arguing that chaps should give up a seat not only for the old or infirm, but also for young ladies. The rationale: she might be in the early stages of pregnancy. Erm .. right. Well, if she's a decent person she'll decline unless, against all the odds, she really needs it . And if she guesses the reason, she'll likely be offended. And if everyone is a perfect logician, the offer becomes equivalent to asking her if she's pregnant.
Hmm, also once heard an anecdote from a young lady who got offered a seat. Confusion all round, until she and her boyfriend realised someone had taken the bum-bag she was wearing under her jumper as a baby-bump. Happily everyone involved then saw the funny side.
And of course a person of any age and either sex might have a medical condition that makes it a problem to stand.