Every Geezer's Got One
Posted: May 9th, 2024, 5:39 am
A good pub story that is.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/t ... 6e200&ei=7
What a lad, he knew he was on a promise from the word go. If only he hadn't told all his mates that teacher wouldn't be facing a couple of years at His Maj's Pleasure.
My life was altogether more 40 year old virgin, from the 2 whacky birds me and Dicko met in the Queen's Theatre Bar, to my big sister's mate that quite literally said I could sleep with her if I wanted when we all went down to Bath to visit my sister at Uni. I was well up for it until her boyfriend paid a surprise visit from Reading. Then there was the 42 year old lonely Phillipino woman from Wimbledon I met at work when I was 18, she got sacked the afternoon before the night before the morning after.
Finally: there was the Aborigine from Darwin with the Russian boyfriend who's dad was supposedly in the KGB.
But I've got some good pub stories too. How many of you once shared a flat on Sydney Harbour with a 6'5" (alleged) paedophile called John F Kennedy? That was definitely a bit 'Withheld and I'.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/t ... 6e200&ei=7
What a lad, he knew he was on a promise from the word go. If only he hadn't told all his mates that teacher wouldn't be facing a couple of years at His Maj's Pleasure.
My life was altogether more 40 year old virgin, from the 2 whacky birds me and Dicko met in the Queen's Theatre Bar, to my big sister's mate that quite literally said I could sleep with her if I wanted when we all went down to Bath to visit my sister at Uni. I was well up for it until her boyfriend paid a surprise visit from Reading. Then there was the 42 year old lonely Phillipino woman from Wimbledon I met at work when I was 18, she got sacked the afternoon before the night before the morning after.
Finally: there was the Aborigine from Darwin with the Russian boyfriend who's dad was supposedly in the KGB.
But I've got some good pub stories too. How many of you once shared a flat on Sydney Harbour with a 6'5" (alleged) paedophile called John F Kennedy? That was definitely a bit 'Withheld and I'.