The Lemonfool my pic of the day thread

[servodude]

I therefore decided to buy some bulbs and do some `guerrilla planting'!

Did you spell out a delayed message?

[scotview]

Baltic Cruise, July, 2014, 4am sunrise, approaching St Petersburg.

Not too sure how many people will ever see this sight now. The Winter Palace was truly amazing. Great Pity.

[scotia]

We were off in a foreign country last week, with a foreign language, but helpful translations were available, to avoid us not understanding perilous warnings.

But ignoring such warnings, we rambled round this popular route (near Dolgellau).

[Itsallaguess]

Some drone footage from a tornado that hit Kansas yesterday, showing the power and destruction of these things with a level of frightening clarity I've never seen before -



Full video here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxdFh8nYMgM

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[scotia]

Gannets Gardening at the top of Bempton Cliffs

We were off in Yorkshire last week - where they appear to use a similar written language as up here in Scotland, but I'm not so sure about the spoken language.
Anyway - back to the photo. The Gannets have arrived at Bempton Cliffs, and there is a good bit of billing and cooing (etc) on the stony cliff ledges. So in an attempt to make life a bit more comfortable, the Gannets have been cropping and gathering the vegetation from around the cliff tops to provide a bit of cushioning for the rocky nests.

[scotia]

Off up north (to John O'Groats). Its not the furthest north part of mainland UK - that title is held by Dunnet head - with its lighthouse looking over to Orkney



And the furthest north-east part is held by Duncansby head - with its lighthouse looking out over the eastern entry to the Pentland Firth.



with John O'Groats in between

The Engineer in charge of building the Dunnet head lighthouse in 1831 was Robert Stevenson, while it was his grandson David A Stevenson who was in charge of the building of the Duncansby head lighthouse in 1924.
Robert Louis Stevenson, the author, was the grandson of Robert Stevenson, and the cousin of David A Stevenson

[pje16]

@Snorvey
Great pics
you live in a beautiful place

[6Tricia]

Thank you Snorvey for a lovely virtual day out - age and mobility issues preclude an actual one these days so your beautiful photos and commentary give me, and I'm sure others too, great pleasure.

Tricia

[DiamondEcho]

I've seen a cow carcass like that before, as a young child in Northumberland. That was less 'rendered down', a huge gas filled hide-covered mound, covered in flies that stunk 'for miles' with a smell that lingered on your clothes and with you afterwards. It must have wondered into a bog at the corner of a field, got stuck and couldn't get out. Maybe your pictured one got stuck in silt too? Silt can be much like quicksand, there are techniques to escape it, but not for cows etc.

Thx for the lovely and inspiring pics.

[Itsallaguess]

A view back down the Langdale Valley looking south-east, from where the Cumbrian Way then rises up to Stake Pass behind the camera -



Link to full size photo - https://i.imgur.com/H5glcpa.jpeg

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[swill453]

We're in western Germany at the moment. This is a spectacular narrow loop in the Saar river, a tributary of the Mosel, which itself flows into the Rhine.



(My own photo)

Next stop the Black Forest...

Scott.

[scotia]

There was a few guys fishing on the Spey + one real expert. I tried to photograph the osprey, but it was just too far away. Maybe next time.

From my son up north - you need to be an expert on the Spey at the moment - lots of rain would be appreciated.
And back beneath the Campsies, the fish in our Loch are complaining about the temperature, and are sulking. On Saturday night the Osprey patrolled back and forward for a considerable time before catching a fish. Among my fellow anglers it was deemed a success that I even managed to get a trout to have a look at my fly before shaking its head and disappearing. As to catching the Osprey on camera, my poor attempts have also failed.

[scotia]

We have our son's dog on holiday with us, so it takes me on a daily walk. We are fortunate in that there are a large number of paths around the village - several of which have been embellished by a variety of "art" structures. I think this one ranks as one of the weirder ones:-




and its accompanying descriptive panel is




Apologies for the askew presentation of the descriptive panel - aforesaid dog was pulling me off down the path. Is it possible he is not an art connoisseur?

[kiloran]

Its been a while since we've had a caption competition, so we'll start with an easy one

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62209927

I wonder why this charger shows litres instead of kilowatts?

--kiloran

[ReformedCharacter]

Its been a while since we've had a caption competition, so we'll start with an easy one

I don't know if this one's petrol or diesel, so I'll put in some of both.

RC

[UncleEbenezer]

Well done to both of you for avoiding the obvious smut open goal.

'mon then. Let's have some more

Would those captions have been in offensive taste if she'd been blonde?

[ReformedCharacter]

Well done to both of you for avoiding the obvious smut open goal.

'mon then. Let's have some more

Would those captions have been in offensive taste if she'd been blonde?

Yeah, and what about blonde dreadlocks? You've opened a big can of worms there

RC

[monabri]

A pleasant but hot day at Witley Court in Worcestershire. It was so hot that the house appeared a "whiter shade of pale" (apparently Procol Harum used Witley Court in '67 to film a video for AWSOP - I didn't know that! ).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witley_Court


Main Entrance (approached by a short walk from the other side of a large lake, across a bridge)



View from "rear of property - one not so careful owner ! "


Perseus and Andromeda Fountain ( runs for 5 mins or so on the hour)


View from the top of a hill overlooking down onto the fountain and house.




I guess if Sir Elton ( Reg) had bought the place then it would have been restored by now!


Edit video of Procol Harem at Witley Court found on t'internet!

https://youtu.be/z0vCwGUZe1I

[kiloran]

Well done to both of you for avoiding the obvious smut open goal.

'mon then. Let's have some more

Would those captions have been in offensive taste if she'd been blonde?

Well it could be interpreted that way by some, but I'd have suggested the same caption if it was a guy or a T-rex. The fact that it was a lass is irrelevant

--kiloran

[TUK020]

Its been a while since we've had a caption competition, so we'll start with an easy one

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62209927

I wonder why this charger shows litres instead of kilowatts?

--kiloran

she's got long arms for a T Rex