Sobraon wrote:Money Mail has a an article on travel insurance this morning. However possibly more useful is the 'Which' site that lists insurers that don't have maximum ages (don't need to be a member). Search Travel Insurance -> Best Travel Insurance for over 65s.
HOW MUCH I DISLIKE THE DAILY MAIL
I would rather
eat Quavers that are six week’s stale,
blow dry the hair of Gareth Bale,
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,
than read one page of the Daily Mail.
Should I sit bored
in a drab waiting room in Perivale,
on a twelve hour trip on British rail
or a world circumnavigational sail,
I would not read the Daily Mail.
It would be preferable
to tread barefoot on a slug's slimy trail,
lick the lumps of a kettle's limescale,
eat a salad comprised of quinoa and kale,
than have to digest the Daily Mail.
I would happily read
the complete works of Peter Mayle,
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
but I couldn’t ever read the Daily Mail.
Far better to
stand outside in a storm of hail,
be blown out to sea in a powerful gale
then swallowed by a humpback whale
than have to read the Daily Mail.
Even if
I were blind
and it was the only thing
in Braille,
I still would not read
the Daily Mail.
Brian Bilston