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Herb and fish.

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Herb and fish.

#279289

Postby OLTB » January 22nd, 2020, 10:49 pm

I was going to write a joke about a herb and fish but this is neither the thyme or plaice.

Cheers, OLTB.

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Re: Herb and fish.

#279293

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » January 22nd, 2020, 11:09 pm

Oh my cod

AiYn'U

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby flopski2 » January 24th, 2020, 2:57 pm

I've haddock up to here with these fishy jokes.

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby Itsallaguess » January 24th, 2020, 3:24 pm

flopski2 wrote:
I've haddock up to here with these fishy jokes.


I think they'll fade away now that everyone's floundering a bit....

Then again, it seems like some people are posting fish jokes just for the hallibut...

Cheers!

Itsallaguess

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby marronier » January 24th, 2020, 3:43 pm

What a load of pollock.

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby UncleEbenezer » January 24th, 2020, 3:52 pm

Fish are too eelsy.

How about a sad story from Herbie instead? Basil loved Rosemary, but she double-thymed him with a sage.

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby flopski2 » January 24th, 2020, 4:25 pm

I feel peppered with herb puns after reading that.

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby UncleIan » January 24th, 2020, 4:31 pm

Herbie loved to dance, he could chive especially well.

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Re: Herb and fish.

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Postby SwissPaul » January 24th, 2020, 7:25 pm

3 fish that start and end in a K

Killer Shark



Kwik Save Haddock




Kilmarnock - its a place in Scotland!

Boom Boom

I 'll get me coat


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