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Numbers

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Postby laladonny » April 8th, 2020, 11:06 pm

I don't know the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500 and I'm LIVID.

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Re: Numbers

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Postby Itsallaguess » April 9th, 2020, 5:47 am

laladonny wrote:
I don't know the Roman numerals for 51, 6 and 500 and I'm LIVID.


That reminds me - did I ever tell you about the Roman who walked into a bar and held up two fingers?

He said "Five beers, please"..

Cheers!

Itsallaguess

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Re: Numbers

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Postby stewamax » April 10th, 2020, 2:29 pm

... but anyone who does cryptic crosswords looks at the title and instantly thinks "...ether or aspirin or [occasionally] chloroform..."

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Re: Numbers

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Postby AndyPandy » April 10th, 2020, 11:03 pm

stewamax wrote:... but anyone who does cryptic crosswords looks at the title and instantly thinks "...ether or aspirin or [occasionally] chloroform..."

I didn't. But then I also didn't get for ages something in the Times about a week ago about first Telephone Numbers (T-ether). The Times is very good at putting together two unconnected words like that. I'm just not very good at dissociating them.


OB joke. On my Father's 49th Birthday I wrote in his card "Does thinking of your age make you IL?"

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Re: Numbers

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Postby csearle » April 11th, 2020, 1:24 pm

stewamax wrote:... but anyone who does cryptic crosswords looks at the title and instantly thinks "...ether or aspirin or [occasionally] chloroform..."
My favourite crossword clue is: Flightless bird from Iceland (6, 7).

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Re: Numbers

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Postby mannannan » April 11th, 2020, 3:24 pm

Frozen chicken ?
:-)

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Re: Numbers

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Postby csearle » April 11th, 2020, 8:38 pm

mannannan wrote:Frozen chicken ?
:-)
Perfect :) Top marks. :D

Chris


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