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Postby laladonny » August 4th, 2020, 1:18 am

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you sit there.

There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

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