A guy walks into a bar.....

[laladonny]

Moderator Message:
Joke deleted for breaking rules and PM sent to poster.

[StepOne]

Ouch! It was an iron bar.

[kempiejon]

Colour bar?
Topless bar?
Talking of which that sightseeing topless bus trip was a disappointment.

[Mike88]

If the joke has been deleted there is no point keeping this thread alive.

[Mike4]

A ghost walks into a bar and orders a double scotch.

The barman says I'm sorry Sir, we don't serve spirits....

[Dod101]

If the joke has been deleted there is no point keeping this thread alive.

I suspect that the subsequent jokes are better than the deleted one.

Dod

[Maroochydore]

I suspect that the subsequent jokes are better than the deleted one.Dod

I don't know about others but I always feel laladonny's 'jokes' should be accompanied by the sight and sound of dead brushwood being blown down an old western town's dusty main street.

[Mike4]

I suspect that the subsequent jokes are better than the deleted one.Dod

I don't know about others but I always feel laladonny's 'jokes' should be accompanied by the sight and sound of dead brushwood being blown down an old western town's dusty main street.

Especially as they appear (but I haven't checked!) to be copy'n'pastes of American jokes from the 1970s, by and large.

[Itsallaguess]

A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender "What's with the meat?"

The bartender says, "If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else's drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?"

The man takes another look at the meat, then says, "I think I'll pass. The steaks are too high."

Cheers!

Itsallaguess

[Mike4]

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar....

The landlord says "Is this some sort of a joke?"

[csearle]

I suspect that the subsequent jokes are better than the deleted one.Dod

I don't know about others but I always feel laladonny's 'jokes' should be accompanied by the sight and sound of dead brushwood being blown down an old western town's dusty main street.

Harsh. The ones that didn't get deleted are ok (if one accepts the American slant). Chris

[Mike4]

The ones that didn't get deleted are ok

That looks like damning with faint praise, as some bloke apparently once said.....

[sg31]

A priest, a rabbit and an imam walk into a bar....

The landlord says "Is this some sort of a joke?"

The rabbit says, 'No I'm only here because of the spellchecker'.

[stewamax]

A priest, a rabbit and an imam walk into a bar....
The landlord says "Is this some sort of a joke?"

The rabbit says, 'No I'm only here because of the spellchecker'.

Yuk - a cheesy joke, but it was a Welsh Rabbit

[Clitheroekid]

I suspect that the subsequent jokes are better than the deleted one.Dod

I don't know about others but I always feel laladonny's 'jokes' should be accompanied by the sight and sound of dead brushwood being blown down an old western town's dusty main street.

Especially as they appear (but I haven't checked!) to be copy'n'pastes of American jokes from the 1970s, by and large.

As a very occasional visitor here I think anyone who attempts to lift our spirits, no matter how corny or ancient the jokes, deserves a pat on the back, not criticism.

[Clitheroekid]

A moderator walks into a bar and says to the barman "You're barred!"

[csearle]

The ones that didn't get deleted are ok

That looks like damning with faint praise, as some bloke apparently once said.....

Actually, whilst not condoning whatever got him banned, I found Lala's jokes to be often very good and hope he will return and carry on (but sticking within the spirit of the rules).

Chris

[vrdiver]

I don't know about others but I always feel laladonny's 'jokes' should be accompanied by the sight and sound of dead brushwood being blown down an old western town's dusty main street.

Especially as they appear (but I haven't checked!) to be copy'n'pastes of American jokes from the 1970s, by and large.

As a very occasional visitor here I think anyone who attempts to lift our spirits, no matter how corny or ancient the jokes, deserves a pat on the back, not criticism.

You're in a joke set in a bar and you condone somebody trying to lift other people's spirits? Next you'll be saying not to wine about it...

[Itsallaguess]

A cowboy rode into an unfamiliar town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.

Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which of course he was. When he finished his drink and went outside, he found that his horse had been stolen...

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly...

The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post where he'd left it.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"

Cheers!

Itsallaguess

[Itsallaguess]

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar..

You can't tell me that's a coincidence!