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Groans R Us

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Postby laladonny » October 27th, 2020, 11:50 pm

A dying man was told by his doctour that his only hope of cure was to admit himself to Mercy Hospital in Adelaide, Australia. There he was to receive a tea made from Koala Bear hairs, which was the only known cure for his disease.
He does so. As the nurse is giving him the tea, he notices hairs floating in it, and asks the nurse to please strain it.
The nurse archly replies,
"The Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained."

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » October 28th, 2020, 10:11 am

The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained :roll:

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby servodude » October 28th, 2020, 10:13 am

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained :roll:

AiY

It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?

-sd

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby stewamax » October 28th, 2020, 2:07 pm

servodude wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained :roll:

It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?

No - I think it was upon a large halibut

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby servodude » October 28th, 2020, 9:13 pm

stewamax wrote:
servodude wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained :roll:

It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?

No - I think it was upon a large halibut


No wonder this plaice is floundering!

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby Mike4 » October 28th, 2020, 9:25 pm

stewamax wrote:
servodude wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained :roll:

It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?

No - I think it was upon a large halibut


Oh for cod's hake...

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby stewamax » October 28th, 2020, 9:32 pm

Just a red herring

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » October 28th, 2020, 10:51 pm

Hoki Kanyu Aholehole's Shad up now please :roll:

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby Bminusrob » October 29th, 2020, 9:19 am

I'm sorry, I'm a little hard of herring. Can I have that in whiting please?

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby stewamax » October 29th, 2020, 9:49 am

Stop floundering, that's pollacks. I wouldn't bream of doing so.


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