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Groans R Us
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Groans R Us
A dying man was told by his doctour that his only hope of cure was to admit himself to Mercy Hospital in Adelaide, Australia. There he was to receive a tea made from Koala Bear hairs, which was the only known cure for his disease.
He does so. As the nurse is giving him the tea, he notices hairs floating in it, and asks the nurse to please strain it.
The nurse archly replies,
"The Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained."
He does so. As the nurse is giving him the tea, he notices hairs floating in it, and asks the nurse to please strain it.
The nurse archly replies,
"The Koala Tea of Mercy is never strained."
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Re: Groans R Us
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained
AiY
It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?
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servodude wrote:AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained
It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?
No - I think it was upon a large halibut
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stewamax wrote:servodude wrote:AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained
It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?
No - I think it was upon a large halibut
No wonder this plaice is floundering!
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Re: Groans R Us
stewamax wrote:servodude wrote:AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The Koala Tea of Mercy is NOT Strained
It droppeth as the gentle bear from heaven. Upon the place beneath?
No - I think it was upon a large halibut
Oh for cod's hake...
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