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Groans R Us

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Groans R Us

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Postby laladonny » April 11th, 2021, 1:16 am

I was telling a friend about an ancient tale to bring wealth, health and happiness to your family and I told him I had been doing it.
I told him I got a blood orange and a red apple, I had to soak them overnight in a pot with some hair or a nail from the members of my family.
In the morning, and this bit is critical, you have to put the apple and the orange into specific places. So I put the apple in a shoe but it had be a right shoe.
He said "wow that's an interesting story, what's the origin?"
I said, 'it's in a sock next to the apple'

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Re: Groans R Us

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Postby Mike4 » April 11th, 2021, 1:39 am

I worry about you.....


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