Sportsman's Double

[Mike4]

I met an older woman in the pub last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her early 60s. In fact she wasn’t bad at all! I found myself thinking that she might possibly have a really hot daughter.

We had a few drinks and then she asked me if I’d ever had a “Sportsman's Double”. “What’s that?” I asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome” she replied. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, “No, I haven’t”. We drank a bit more and she said with a wink “tonight’s your lucky night!”.

We went back back to her place. We walked in and she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs “Mum, are you still awake?”

[Itsallaguess]

Talking of threesomes - if anyone's girlfriend or wife ever asks them which of her friends they'd like to have a threesome with, don't, whatever you do, ever reply with two names...

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[Mike4]

Talking of threesomes - if anyone's girlfriend or wife ever asks them which of her friends they'd like to have a threesome with, don't, whatever you do, ever reply with two names...

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

Surely responding with any name would be near-fatal....