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Geek test #11

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Geek test #11

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Postby laladonny » July 22nd, 2021, 1:16 am

How did the chemist know his wife had lead poisoning? Because she was acting plumb crazy!

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Re: Geek test #11

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Postby malkymoo » July 22nd, 2021, 1:25 pm

How did the chemist poison his wife with a razor? He gave her arsenic.

Yes, I know! A joke of venerable antiquity. It was told me by my Dad at least 60 years ago and has stuck with me ever since.

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Re: Geek test #11

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Postby laladonny » July 22nd, 2021, 11:46 pm

Plumb comes from the Latin word for lead.


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