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Quickies

Laughter is the best medicine, find and post jokes. nothing too saucy please, Dad jokes, Current news jokes..
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Postby laladonny » October 21st, 2021, 1:06 am

If the walls have ears, why aren't they clearly marked? The last thing I want to do is puncture an eardrum when I'm hanging up a picture.

Sold some stuff to the Pope on Ebay. I knew it was him because he used his Papal account.

This year's World Karaoke Championship has been won by India for the first time.
"I'm really thrilled, it's a great honor to represent my country" said Gedupta Singh.

Me: I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare.
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William.

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Postby csearle » October 21st, 2021, 1:13 am

On balance that lot was IMO worth half a rec but I rounded it up.

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#451991

Postby bungeejumper » October 21st, 2021, 1:29 pm

While we're on the subject: Strictly for your eyes only, the Pope's phone number.

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Postby unperplex » October 21st, 2021, 5:35 pm

But, have you got God’s phone number……..
Indeed, does the Pope have it ?

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Postby brightncheerful » October 22nd, 2021, 5:48 pm

unperplex wrote:But, have you got God’s phone number……..
Indeed, does the Pope have it ?


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