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A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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Postby DrFfybes » October 27th, 2021, 9:37 am

The Rabbi walks up to the bar and says "is this the right place for the Conspiracists meeting?








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Re: A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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Postby GrahamPlatt » October 27th, 2021, 10:46 am

And the Iman was only there because of autocorrect.

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Re: A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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Postby kempiejon » October 27th, 2021, 11:16 am

A Rabbi, an Imam, and a Priest and a horse walk into a bar

The barman says to them "Is this some kinda joke?"
Last edited by kempiejon on October 27th, 2021, 11:27 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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Postby jfgw » October 27th, 2021, 11:22 am

One would think that, after the first one had done it, the others would know to avoid it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/kf0nod/a_pastor_a_priest_and_a_rabbi_walk_into_a_bar/


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Re: A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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Postby brightncheerful » October 28th, 2021, 11:02 am

A horse walks into a bar with Aiden O' Brien and the landlord says "sorry, no trainers"

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Re: A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar

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Postby richfool » October 28th, 2021, 11:05 am

"A Rabbi, an Iman, and a Priest walk into a bar".

They should look where they're going then.


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