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Dyslexics

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Dyslexics

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Postby squiffy2 » November 11th, 2016, 7:57 am

Two Dyslexics in a car
Can you smell petrol?
No, I can't even smell my own name..

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Re: Dyslexics

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Postby tonyreptiles » November 14th, 2016, 8:40 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic rock star?
He choked on his own Vimto.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake all night, wondering if there is a dog.

I'll stop now. We shouldn't joke about dyslexia.
Its not furry.

TR

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Re: Dyslexics

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Postby squiffy2 » November 15th, 2016, 9:15 am

:D :D :D :D :D


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