Donate to Remove ads

Got a credit card? use our Credit Card & Finance Calculators

Thanks to nottyR6,stirlo,groundhog7,uspaul666,snowey, for Donating to support the site

Fish and chips

Laughter is the best medicine, find and post jokes. nothing too saucy please, Dad jokes, Current news jokes..
Forum rules
Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension.
Post Reply Previous topicNext topic
Mike4
Lemon Half
Posts: 7874
Joined: November 24th, 2016, 3:29 am
Has thanked: 1852 times
Been thanked: 4283 times

Fish and chips

#697123

Postby Mike4 » November 26th, 2024, 11:33 am

I phoned my wife earlier. "I'm just setting off from work, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?"

It was met with a stony silence. I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
Top
Watis
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 1523
Joined: November 5th, 2016, 10:53 am
Has thanked: 375 times
Been thanked: 539 times

Re: Fish and chips

#697124

Postby Watis » November 26th, 2024, 11:40 am

Thwack!

viewtopic.php?p=408454#p408454

Watis

Actually, a thwack of a thwack . . .
Top
csearle
Lemon Half
Posts: 5085
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 2:24 pm
Has thanked: 5167 times
Been thanked: 2226 times

Re: Fish and chips

#697250

Postby csearle » November 26th, 2024, 10:23 pm

Watis wrote:Thwack!
Harsh! ;)
Top
Gerry557
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 2703
Joined: September 2nd, 2019, 10:23 am
Has thanked: 225 times
Been thanked: 815 times

Re: Fish and chips

#697271

Postby Gerry557 » November 27th, 2024, 7:19 am

As my dementia gets worse I have to check the kids names in the back of their shirts ....

I have two wonderful kids, Mark's and Spencer. :D
Top
UncleEbenezer
The full Lemon
Posts: 11747
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Has thanked: 1603 times
Been thanked: 3300 times

Re: Fish and chips

#697314

Postby UncleEbenezer » November 27th, 2024, 11:35 am

Gerry557 wrote:As my dementia gets worse I have to check the kids names in the back of their shirts ....

I have two wonderful kids, Mark's and Spencer. :D

Mine are C & A. They might be older than yours.
Top
kempiejon
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 4097
Joined: November 5th, 2016, 10:30 am
Has thanked: 1 time
Been thanked: 1411 times

Re: Fish and chips

#697316

Postby kempiejon » November 27th, 2024, 11:38 am

Ah I thought that was so the knickers were the right way round.
Top
UncleEbenezer
The full Lemon
Posts: 11747
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Has thanked: 1603 times
Been thanked: 3300 times

Re: Fish and chips

#697385

Postby UncleEbenezer » November 27th, 2024, 6:08 pm

kempiejon wrote:Ah I thought that was so the knickers were the right way round.

Steady on! They're not *that* old!
Top
Post Reply Previous topicNext topic

Return to “Laughing Lemons”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests