My mate appears to be addicted to brake fluid...

[Mike4]

but he says he can stop any time he wants....

[csearle]

but he says he can stop any time he wants....

I was going to thwack you for the three previous occurrences of this joke but by the Mike4 convention I had to hold fire. C.

[UncleEbenezer]

but he says he can stop any time he wants....

I was going to thwack you for the three previous occurrences of this joke but by the Mike4 convention I had to hold fire. C.

Mike4 is addicted to repetition of bad jokes. He may think he can stop any time he wants....

[MuddyBoots]

Mike4 is addicted to repetition of bad jokes. He may think he can stop any time he wants....

More brake fluid required - dot 4 perhaps?

[Mike4]

but he says he can stop any time he wants....

I was going to thwack you for the three previous occurrences of this joke but by the Mike4 convention I had to hold fire. C.

I must look up all my old jokes and re-post them all 366 days later!

[servodude]

I was going to thwack you for the three previous occurrences of this joke but by the Mike4 convention I had to hold fire. C.

I must look up all my old jokes and re-post them all 366 days later!

I thought you were?

[bungeejumper]

In the same superannuated vein: I bumped into an old friend the other day. "Don't think I'm being rude, John," I said, "but what's that steering wheel doing, sticking out of the front of your trousers?"

He heaved a heavy sigh. "I don't know," he said. "It's been driving me nuts all day."

BJ

[jfgw]

Since we are already familiar with most of the jokes posted here, I suggest that, rather than post the entire joke, mere description will suffice.

OB joke:

The zoo one.


Julian F. G. W.

[servodude]

Since we are already familiar with most of the jokes posted here, I suggest that, rather than post the entire joke, mere description will suffice.

OB joke:

The zoo one.


Julian F. G. W.

THAT needs a thwack just for hinting at it!

[kempiejon]

The zoo one.

Baguette in a cage?

[UncleEbenezer]

The zoo one.

Baguette in a cage?

Lunchtime. Thanks for the reminder!

[jfgw]

No. 46.

Julian F. G. W.

[Howyoudoin]

Since we are already familiar with most of the jokes posted here, I suggest that, rather than post the entire joke, mere description will suffice.

Decking.

HYD

[UncleEbenezer]

Three men in a bar.

[elkay]

Maybe everyone can just start here and work their way up to [today()-(1 year+1 day)]
viewtopic.php?f=64&t=328

[elkay]

Maybe everyone can just start here and work their way up to [today()-(1 year+1 day)]
viewtopic.php?f=64&t=328

In following my own advice, I came across this early joke...

A Scotsman was invited to a fancy dress party and he went as Napoleon so that he could keep his hand on his wallet!

So there can't have been much activity on the board in the early days, as no-one corrected squiffy2! I know we wouldn't get away with it now

[Gerry557]

If joke need a year ....


I've just finished a 365 day exercise program that focuses on quads and hamstrings It's the end of the thigh-nancial year

[jfgw]

If we are going back in time, I could repeat my first joke (actually, I think that it was my first post) on TMF. It was of my own concoction and for some reason has not been repeated since, unlike most of the jokes on TMF and here.

If butchers talk from their chops, dentists talk from their teeth, and bakers talk from their cake-holes, where do psychoanalysts talk from?


Julian F. G. W.