A chap goes into a pub and asks the barman what the wifi password is. Landlord replies "Buy a drink first".
"OK", says the customer "I'll have a pint of Guinness."
The barman serves the Guinness, then hands him a card, on which is printed:
"Wifi password: buyadrinkfirst (All lower case, no spaces)"
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Re: Wifi
To highlight one I liked from last time around.
"twowordsalluppercase" One word all lower case
https://lemonfool.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=512448
"twowordsalluppercase" One word all lower case
https://lemonfool.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=512448
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Re: Wifi
At a funeral recently I heard a young lad ask the celebrant what the WiFi password was in the chapel.
She replied: "Have some respect!"
The laid asked "Is that all lower case?":
Watis
She replied: "Have some respect!"
The laid asked "Is that all lower case?":
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Re: Wifi
bungeejumper wrote:I'm told that a popular name for a domestic wifi is TooLoudWeCanHearYouHavingSex.
BJ
I see several variations of that SSID when I scan for my home WiFi.
Should I be worried?
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Watis wrote:bungeejumper wrote:I'm told that a popular name for a domestic wifi is TooLoudWeCanHearYouHavingSex.
BJ
I see several variations of that SSID when I scan for my home WiFi.
I get it when scanning for my home Mistress
But never back in the days when the wifi was a Virgin.
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A neighbour set their SSID to ICanHearYouHavingSex so I set mine to ICantHearYouHavingSex.
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jfgw wrote:A neighbour set their SSID to ICanHearYouHavingSex so I set mine to ICantHearYouHavingSex.
Julian F. G. W.
ImSorryYourHearingAidDoesntWork
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