My Wife's going to the West Indies (DAK)

[PinkDalek]

Many will have heard the joke about:

My Wife's going to the West Indies.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord.

My Foolish question concerns another, which goes something along the lines of:

My Wife's going to Hawaii.

Honolulu?

No, she's going by boat. (or something along those lines).

Can anyone remind of a correct punchline to the second (non) joke and, if so, what is or sounds like a Honolulu?

Something I've wondered for many a decade ...

[csearle]

No, on a lilo.

[PinkDalek]

Yes, I always wondered if it was meant to sound like ‘on a lilo’ but this was disputed by someone this afternoon, thus my question.

Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?

[servodude]

Yes, I always wondered if it was meant to sound like ‘on a lilo’ but this was disputed by someone this afternoon, thus my question.

Was that a guess or something you knew (as it were)?

"No, on a lilo!" is the punchline

- sd

[PinkDalek]

Got it. Thanks to all.

[Meatyfool]

My wife's gone sailing at Poole.

In Dorset?

Yes, she'd recommend it to anybody.

Meatyfool..

[UncleIan]

My wife's gone to Indonesia.

Jakarta?

No, she went by plane.

[Watis]

My wife's gone to Italy.

Genoa?

I should do - we've been married thirty years!

Watis

[servodude]

My wife's gone to the West Indies!

Jamaica?

Aye, I was fed up listening to this pish.



-sd

[brightncheerful]

My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.

[Scillyfool]

The Queen was writing out the New Year's Honours List when she asked Prince Philip,

"Are we going to honour Lulu this year?"

He replied, "Not a chance, I'm not flying to Hawaii in my condition!"

[bungeejumper]

Well, my mate says he and his missus always spend their holidays at Loggerheads.

BJ

[Howard]

As I get older, this sort of conversation actually happens in my family.

"My wife’s gone to the South of France."

"Nice?"

"No", (louder), "MY WIFE!"