Replace a word with toilet paper

[PrincessB]

All you need is to take the name of a film, book, song etc and replace one word with 'toilet paper'

For example:

Chitty, chitty, bang toilet paper.

Toilet paper for the devil.

The grapes of toilet paper or Dirk Gently's holistic toilet paper agency or a brief history of toilet paper and finally a wrinkle in toilet paper.

Before I turn it over to the rest of the members, my crude one was

Dirty toilet paper.

B.

[AleisterCrowley]

The Toilet Paper Strikes Back
Toilet Paper Encounters of the Third Kind
Apocalypse Toilet Paper
Blood on Satan's Toilet Paper

[Gaggsy]

Bring Me The Toilet Paper of Alfredo Garcia (apologies to ISIHAC)

[panamagold]

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Toilet Paper World........Spencer Tracy
All You Need Is Toilet Paper........The Beatles.

[Gaggsy]

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Toilet paper

[Gaggsy]

Women on the Verge of a Toilet Paper Breakdown
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Toilet Paper

[ReformedCharacter]

Don't Think Twice, it's Toilet Paper
Senor (Tales of Yankee Toilet Paper)
If you see Toilet Paper, say Hello
Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Toilet Paper Blues Again
Lily, Toilet Paper and the Jack of Hearts
Leopard-skin Pill-Box Toilet Paper

RC

[kiloran]

Toilet Paper Mail

Piers Toilet Paper

Scottish National Toilet Paper

--kiloran

[vrdiver]

One of my favourite trilogies:
- The Toilet paper of the Ring
- The Toilet Paper Towers
- The Toilet Paper of the King

[panamagold]

Stairway to Toilet Paper
Don't Fear The Toilet Paper
Gimee Some'a Toilet Paper

[bungeejumper]

The Fool on the Toilet Paper

Great Balls of Toilet Paper

I've looked at Toilet Paper From Both Sides Now (Ewwwwww )

And not forgetting, of course:
Toilet Paper's Out For Summer.

Aye Thang Yew.

BJ

[Itsallaguess]

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Toilet paper

"His Wipe", surely.....

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[Itsallaguess]

We Need To Talk About Toilet Paper

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[JamesMuenchen]

Star Trek III: The Search for Toilet Paper
Desperately Seeking Toilet Paper
Dude, Where's My Toilet Paper?
A Fistful of Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper in Seattle
The Toilet Paper in the Rye
Toilet Paper Now
Raiders of the Lost Toilet Paper
Pulp Toilet Paper
Good Toilet Paper Hunting
No Country for Old Toilet Paper / No Toilet Paper for Old Men
Return of the Toilet Paper

[Clitheroekid]

The top toilet paper musicals:

My Toilet Paper Lady
The Toilet Paper King
Les Papiers de Toilette
Toilet Paper on the Roof
The Sound of Toilet Paper
A Little Toilet Paper Music
The Toilet Paper Horror Show
The Toilet Paper of the Opera
Priscilla Queen of the Toilet Paper
Charlie and the Chocolate Toilet Paper
Joseph and the Amazing Toilet Paper Dreamcoat

and so ad infinitum ...

[bungeejumper]

Raiders of the Lost Toilet Paper

Indiana Jones and the Last Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper, East of Java

Journey to the Centre of the Toilet Paper

From Russia with Toilet Paper.

Okay, that'll do. Time to get a life, methinks.

BJ

[AsleepInYorkshire]

X-Men : Days of Future Toilet Paper
Kingsman : The Golden Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Toilet Paper For Vendetta
Toilet Paper! Here We Go Again
Toilet Paper Raider
The Theory of Toilet Paper
Darkest Toilet Paper
The Invisible Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Man
Love Toilet Paper
Full Metal Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Redemption

AiYn'U

[chrissyr]

Bridget Jones the edge of toilet paper

[AleisterCrowley]

All the President's Toilet Paper

(actually, local shop is selling Trump toilet paper, must be old stock they can flog at inflated prices)

[AsleepInYorkshire]

The Day of the Toilet Paper

AiYn'U