There was a plane with 5 passengers on board: Boris Johnson, the Pope, Angela Merkel a ten-year-old school boy and Donald Trump.
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Boris said "I need one. I’ve to sort out the UK. " He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said "I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church." He takes one and jumps.
POTUS Trump says "USA needs me because I'm the cleverest man in the country." He takes one and jumps.
Angela says to the ten-year-old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life - yours is only starting".
The 10-year-old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in America took my school bag"
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