Change a film or song title to fit today's reality

[panamagold]

[mod]Note this thread title changed to include songs[/mod]


Unable to Drive Miss Daisy.
When Harry Couldn't Meet Sally.
No Close Encounters of Any Kind.
The Sound of Coughing.
A Fistful of Hand Sanitizer.

[UncleEbenezer]

Escape Alone?
The Satan Bug?

Oh, hang on, I'm supposed to change titles (and I've no idea if these have been made into films anyway).

[Itsallaguess]

Pig Trouble in Little China....

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Itsallaguess

[Leothebear]

One Flu over the Cuckoo's Nest

[Itsallaguess]

Chinadown - https://a.1stdibscdn.com/chinatown-r197 ... ?width=768

Get In - https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com ... SY606_.jpg

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

[ReformedCharacter]

One Self-Isolation In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich.

RC

[panamagold]

A Man Called Hoarse.
An American No Longer Allowed In Paris.
Nose Runner.
The Virus Strikes Back.

[Imbiber]

The Corona Man

[PrincessB]

Without name changes:

The Mask
Groundhog day

With changes:

Fahrenheit 102º

101 Contaminations

A fistful of sanitiser gel - For a few toilet rolls more.

Bridget Jones's self isolation diary

Elvirus, Mistress of the dark(er coloured face mask)

The magnificient one

[marronier]

Couching Tiger, Forbidden Dragon.

[PrincessB]

Home alone

Home alone too

[Gaggsy]

Look Who's Talking (on Skype)
Peggy Sue Didn't Get Married

[Fatrav]

The sound of mucus

[todthedog]

2 metre encounter

[panamagold]

Covid-19 The Widowmaker
Don't Meet Me In St Louis.
Indiana Jones and the Virus of Doom.
Paint Your Hearse.
Stationary Boat To China.
Don't Carry On Camping.
Taming of The Flu.
Even Further From The Madding Crowd.
I'm Knackered. (That's not a film but me after racking my grey matter for that lot.)

[GoSeigen]

Dirty Toilet Paper



GS

[UncleEbenezer]

The Good, the Bad, and the Prime Minister.
For a few hedgefunds more.
My Party laundrette.


(there are other aspects to today's reality than just covid ...).

[AleisterCrowley]

Shame it doesn't extend to bands as Wuhan-Tang Clan were cool

[monabri]

Batman and the pandemic! ( keerr-poww!)

[monabri]

Dr No-dividend

"Down" ..the sequel to "Up''

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Dividend

Wall-E(street)

Monty Python and The Holy Dividend

Raging Bear

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dividend

Ferris Bueller's Dividend..Off

Star Wars The Bear market Strikes Back

Apocalypse Now (title unchanged)

To Kill a Dividend

Gone With the Wind (title unchanged, 2020 edition, dividend disappears)

Crash ( 2004..re-eleased 2020)

Coming to America (and Europe..and everywhere).

O Dividend, where art thou?

Don't Let Him Have It!

It's all gone Pete Tong (2020)

No Dividend For Old Men ( and Women )

Misery (2020, title unchanged)

A Fistful of Dollars (film cancelled)

It's a Disaster.. (Four couples meet for Sunday brunch only to discover they are stuck in a house together as the world may be about to end....No, wait, that's impossible..social distancing rules forbid this!)