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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

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Postby NeilW » June 17th, 2020, 6:30 am

He laid awake at night wondering if there was a dog

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Re: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

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Postby jackdaww » June 17th, 2020, 9:36 am

dog has been invented by nam.

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Postby Itsallaguess » June 17th, 2020, 9:38 am

Not quite as bad as the dyslexic Satanist who sold his soul to Santa...

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Postby Mike4 » June 17th, 2020, 10:08 am

Surely it was the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac philosopher who laid awake all night wondering....

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Postby laladonny » June 17th, 2020, 11:43 pm

Sigh. He laid awake at night wondering if there was a dog
He joined a community help group for drug users. Its acronym was ADA--Dyslexics Against Drugs and its motto was "Just Say On"

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Postby Mike4 » June 18th, 2020, 12:24 am

laladonny wrote:Sigh. He laid awake at night wondering if there was a dog
He joined a community help group for drug users. Its acronym was ADA--Dyslexics Against Drugs and its motto was "Just Say On"


Ah yes, reminds me of that other joke about dyslexia...

Q: What does DNA stand for?

A: National Dyslexic Association.

I got into deep deep trouble for posting that one on another forum, back in the day!


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